Contrived Ideas

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http://twitpic.com/j4lqj @davidehrlich For you.

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Gerard Butler and Jamie Foxx together in a movie. Explosions and terrible one-liners to make up the core of this masterpiece.

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If anybody wants to be a hair model for my girlfriend on Saturday, let me know. Cool.

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Scratch that last tweet.. Airfoil + the $36 I spent for Pandora One = The best thing to ever happen an an AirPort Express.

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Airfoil = The best thing to happen to the AirPort Express. Ever.

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NHL 10 acquired. 2 days straight of destroying opponents with the Heatley-Thornton-Marleau line to come.

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Apparently Lady Gaga has finally admitted that he has a ballsack.

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I’m really tired of every asshole handing out fliers for their political affiliation trying to act so radical. You’re giving me paper. Stop.

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Why do people feel the need to exaggerate every detail of their wardrobe for Fashion Week?

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Heatley stolen by Sharks!!!